US / Canada Relashuns

Yesterday I had my first Norff American Conference talks wiff embassador Jayne Stanfield ob Canada.  (She is Dexters mom – the rat who hated brocolli) and she came wiff a dozen ob Randy’s Donuts, so the negotiashuns were off to a great start.  We gab her a hat.  I fink we hab a berry specshul relashunship wiff Canada, and will continue do so.  We talked about building a wall between our two countries, out ob donuts, so it would be fun to get from one side to the other, and back again.  But we decided it might waste too many donuts, so better just to gib them out at the border.  We discussed a few more issues I can’t talk about, because it’s secret, but don’t worry, it’s all good fings.  They might want to take the upper part ob Michigan back, but we hab two parts, so I said “I would fink about it, eh.”  I fink she was joking though.

Fank you for bisiting Jayne, and bringing us the donuts.  I look for to talking Internashunal Bizness wiff you again.




 

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  1. Peggy Kelly
    Peggy Kelly says:

    Dear Mr Fibbs,
    Thank you for your Good Neighborhood Policy. Don’t eat too many donuts or the Department of Health will be on your tail about prevention of diabetes.

    You are awesome,
    Nurse Peg

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  2. Laura McAnanally
    Laura McAnanally says:

    Fanksyou President Fibbs for your keepings ups the goods rewashonships wid our goods neyburs to da north Canada. I was bery intrested abouts your visit , until the donut walls was mentioned , that is all i could sees in my minds now so , anyhows , Goodtalk, ansd iam too flubby rights now so i only eats donuts while iam takings a walks, so now i hads to go for a walks , talk to ya lader

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