We are weady to do bizness in the state ob Rhode Island, but we ran into sum trouble on our first day. We were minding our own bizness scouting locations for a Fibbs Freeze and eating some pickles, and dis trolley goes by and a mean kid made fun of Fibbs and called him fat. Dat weally hurt his feelings and he threw a big juicy pickle on the trolley. Pickle juice went all ober! WELL… apparently it is an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley in Rhode Island, and the police got inbolved. They let Fibbs off wiff a warning dis time, but it was touch and go for a minute dere. – Milo
Fank you Sarah Senerchia and all her rats!