We went to Big Bear Lake dis weekend, but guess what… we didn’t see any big bears at all. We found bizness license for Marty though, so we got it (we can use his too, in Internashunal Bizness dats how it works).  If you are new around these parts, we all hab bizness licenses for ebery state and country we do bizness in. Really nice people would help us out and send them to us from there state or city or geograffical area.  You can see them here.  Ob course Marty had them too for his Marty Marts and other bentures, he had more countries then us because our names are really hard to find on stuff.  You pretty much hab to order it.  It was a project for all ob us to work on together!  We sure appreciate all the help eberybody gabe us.

P.S. Dis my pirate impresshun.  Aaargh!

One last leg ob our trabels today to Alabama.  Milo bisited the US Space & Rocket center in Huntsbille AL, because he still wants to go on a great space adbenture, but he is habing problems wiff getting his ship built. When I’m president, I’ll speed dat up for him. It’s all about funding, manpower and diribitibs ob accounting which I can work out.  Gene Kranz get your new best ready because we will soon be “go” for launch!

Wimbley is a big fan ob U2 so went to a bridge known for Bloody Sunday, but we found out it isn’t about the song, or Bono, so we kept going and had lunch downtown.  I had corms and soup, and I will tell you dat our serber was one ob the nicest ladies I eber met. She gabe us free seconds on our snacks when she found out who we were and told us where to find the best donuts in the state.

And that is the 50th state!! We are now licensed for Bizness in all ob them!!  A HUGE FANK YOU to Shirley Loftin for Alabama and to EBERYONE dat helped us reach dis goal. Trabeling wouldn’t be fun wiffout you. Donuts for eberyone!!

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After we eated all the taters we could, we trabeled to Kemtucky to see some horses and do some bizness in the bluegrass state (dat’s Kemtucky).  The horse farms are so pretty, and they are really nice to us. We got to praktice riding wiff some ob the jockeys dat ride the horses in the races – they went FAST!  My secret serbice team didn’t like dat, so we didn’t do it berry long, but we hung around the stable and the horses shared some of there oats wiff us.  I did some campaigming in Florence where they are really excited to hab a Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donuts next to their Marty Mart!

Fank you Shirley Loftin!  Next up… Alabama Bizness!

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We got some great mail wiff bizness stuff in it from our good friend Shirley, so we took some trabel juice and went on the road!  Our first stop was Idaho, because TATERS!!  Our only stop was the Idaho Tater Museum, to bisit all the kinds ob taters, and sample a few.  We met wiff local councilman there about opening a Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Tater Donut shop.  Fings are looking good for dat to happen!

Did you know… in October 1995, the potato became the first begetable to be grown in space. NASA and the University of Wisconsim, Madisom, created the technology wiff the goal of feeding astronauts on long space voyages, and ebentually, feeding future space colonies.  Matt Damon later showed dat in a mobie about Mars and grew taters furtilized wiff his own poop.  Tater science!!

Fank you Shirley Loftin!!  Free tater donuts for life for you!!

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From Nebraska (see the start of dis post HERE) we trabeled to Missouri where we checked a few fields, but it was getting dark, so Milo went to the Science Center to do more research on crop circles and I bisited the big metal fing they call the Arch.  In order to get a picture wiff it, I had to go the other side ob the riber, which is not Missouri, but then we had Missouri in the picture from the Illinois side – kinda funny.  Good change to do a campaigming in the heartland.  Then we had some frozem custard treats (they really need a Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donuts store, but we found some good stuff) called it a day and went home.

A big fanks to Bo Vine for helping us wiff bizness again, and we urge him to neber gib up searching!

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(and a big fank you to Kebin Stabinsky for helping Bo wiff eberyfing!!)

Hey guys. It’s your old pal Bo Vine. I’m still looking for my mom, Kat Ell, but thanks to some tips from your fans, I am tracking down a good lead here in middle America.

I guess Wimbley’s adbentures with Larry reminded some folks that aliems sometimes take cows into space, and that maybe that is where my mom is. So I have been making my way across America trying to get the aliems to pick me up.

Of course, while trying to get them to pick me up, I’ve picked up two more state licenses for you: Missouri and Nebraska. Why those two? Well, I wanted to go to Nebraska because of all the corn fields there, and Missouri was on my way, and since you still needed that state, I figured why not. I mean, if this tip pans out, you will have helped me find my mom, so it is the least I can do.

Anyway, back to my plan. Since I don’t have an aliem beacon, I figured maybe I could contact the aliems by making my own crop circles. I heard aliems may communicate with each other using
crop circles, so I figure I’d give it a try. I’ve never eaten so much grass and corn before in my life! Hopefully it works out.  bovine

While I’ve had no luck thus far, I remembered that it took several days for Larry and his friends to visit you Wimbley, so I am not going to give up. I might take a break or two, like I am in this picture, but that’s it. I’m going to follow your lead Wimbley and keep at it, because as you already know, moms are awesome. I can’t wait to find mine. I know with you and your followers’ help, I will.

Your pal,

Bo Vine

PS: Best wishes in your own journey of recovery Wimbley. All your friends at the farm are praying for you and wishes you and your family well. We lub you all.
When we got dis letter from our friend Bo, it was time to take the trabel juice and get busy!  Wimbley eben was feeling up to helping us and he got his friend Larry involved too.  He told all about the history ob ancient aliems and the lore ob cow lebitation.  Our first stop was in Nebraska, where we talked to all the cows we could find to see if they knew anything about Bo’s mom.  They weren’t too helpful.  Then with instruction from Larry, we helped build some really good crop circles that will attract the other aliems (the kind dat take cows – Larry’s people don’t do dat sort ob fing).

The licences came in real handy for making the patterns, we throw them down, step on them to crush the wheat and start all over again until we had a good pattern.  We couldn’t bring ourselbes to destroy a good corm field – so we hope wheat will work too.  Wimbley wasn’t feeling up to dat part but the informashun we helped us get from Larry was inbaluable and I fink he really enjoyed getting out and doing a little bizness.

It may take time, but we know Bo can do dis!  Fank you for looking out and helping our Internashunal Bizness along the way.  Now on the Missouri….

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I am here bisiting the rose garden ob the White House, which I plan to turn into donut bushes when we mobe in. It’s so berry important we hab Internashunal bizness rights in Washington DC, for obvious reasons. Plenty ob bedrooms and desks and stuff in here, no red stapler though, but we can bring our own.  I had my first security briefing on Internashunal matters and all dat important stuff, like is Area 51 real, and where do they keep the red button. Milo is going check out security issues and help them beef it up wiff some science stuff.

Wimbley went to the Capitol building wiff our dad, Bill, who he is hoping to turn into a law someday. We hope and pray dat he will, but today, he is still just a Bill.

Fanks Mom for gibbing us the bizness!  We’ll be home soon.

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We went norff to Alaska!! It’s cold here, so we hab our hats on.  We had lunch at a cute little diner in dis town.  Great smashed taters!!  Milo went to see the glaciers and measure them wiff all the other scientists. I fink he’s counting Eagles too.

Fibbs is bisiting the Kroschel Wildlife Center in Haines.  It’s an amazing place! They hab moose and porcupimes, and wolbes and minks and bears and hawks and you can hug the moose. And the mink likes jelly, so I fink they could be friends.  I bet he likes jelly donuts.  Fank you SOOO much Shirley Loftin for the Alaska bizness trip. You hab a free donut card at all Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donuts locations worldwide!

We are soooo close to habing all the states.  We still need Alabama, Connecticut, Idaho, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska and mom is getting us Washingtom DC.   So we only need seben more!  You get prints of our adbenture to your state and a fancy fank you card when you help us!  Won’t you help us??

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Guess who put on their trabel clothes and went trabeling again???  It’s me! Dis Wimbley. We are in New Mexico today. Milo went to check out some rocks that look they have UFO’s balancing on top.  Larry said that was so silly, their ship doesn’t really look like that, but Milo says it’s a scientific anomaly and wanted to see it for himself.  Fibbs stopped at a truck stop to do some campaiming and probably get a few snacks too.  I am checking us into our motel for an obernight stay, and tomorrow we are headed to Alaksa!!  Fank you so much to Shirley Loftin for your help wiff bizness. Come bisit us later and we can hab room serbice and go for a swim.  It’s kind ob like habing a baff, but more fun.

We only need 8 more states for full Internashunal Bizness status – please help so Marty will be proud ob us!

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We hab an Internashunal bizness license from Quebec!   It’s always good to to bizness in Camada, since it’s our neighbor to the Norff plus we can dribe there.  We went for Camada Day, and you finked we forgot about it.

Fank you so much Carolym Gauvim Hum for setting us up in Quebec.  You want to work at the Fibbs Frostee Freeze & Donuts when we open one there, eh?

WE NEED YOUR HELP!   To finish our bizness, we need the following states… can you help us?  You will get photos and a collectible fank you card from your faborite boys.  (It’s us, in case you were expecting the Beatles or somefing)

Alabama – Alaska – Connecticut – Idaho – Kentucky – Mississippi – Missouri – Nebraska – New Mexico – Washington DC