I am not a groundhog and I didn’t see my shadow either, but I know it’s still going to be winter for awhile, so wear your hats if you need one so you don’t get cold.
Iowa had their cactus tonight, and we were all watching the results roll in wiff anticipation. WE WIN!! Fibbs was the clear winner ob the donutratic party. We hab to fank Christina Hamcock ob Iowa for helping us wiff dis campaign and getting out tonight to cactus for us. Dis elecshun fing is going pretty good so far.
Ummm…. Fibbs running for pwesident has really put a strain on our printing capacity to keep up wiff demand. We are wurking hard on his campaim bizness, but we need more papers and stuff to print fings on.
Eben tho it’s Monday, I will take a few qwestshuns if you hab any.
If you hab any qwestshuns for candidate Fibbs you can ask dem here and we will try to get you answers. ‘Fibbs can fix fings!”