We got mail! We got mail! We are always so excited when we hab a package, and dis one is from all the way across the Internashunal waters ob bizness!
Please no papparatzi while we eat our peas and wice!
Hai Eberybody! Dis Milo, and dis is our Internshunal Bizness update. We need your help! We hab lots of license, but we need a bunch more so we can do bizness eberywhere. If you help us, you get a special fank you card and prints ob the photos we take wiff your license, so it’s fun to help. 🙂 You can see the list of states we need here. We hab all the blue ones, but we need the white ones. We just got our first Internashunal license today – we are so excited to hab some trabel juice and go bisit dere!
Hai. How is your Monday going? It’s Presidents Day so I didn’t feel the need to turtle, but Milo did, so I’m just checking on him, cause I’m his Monday buddy. It’s almost over, so I fink he will come out soon.
Roses are red.
Biolets are blue.
We hab kisses …. All for you!
It’s almost Balentimes Day and I don’t hab a Balentime yet! I’m getting nerbous.
Hello Begas! Dis Wimbley. Fibbs was so tired, he is sleeping in the donut truck and I am dribing. Here we are in Nebada ready to get some botes, and hit a buffet or two. We hab seberal campaigm ebents scheduled fruout Nebada, so come out and show your support and ask any qwestshuns you might hab. I’m just gonna read a book in the hotel until Fibbs is done sleeping. Remember…. VOTE FIBBS!! Peace. Love. Donuts. xo
I was taking a nap before I head to the Nebada Cactus, and dad woke me up. I’m so tired, he had to hold me up so I could eat my yogie.
Last night on the Daily Show, Trebor Noah finked it was funny to talk about eberybodys donut expenditures (i.e. how much monies we spend on donuts) Ok, Trebor…. do you fink these donut trucks fill demselbs?! What do you expect?? Donuts do not grow on trees. (Note to self… talk to Milo about debeloping donut trees)