Today is Chocy wiff Almonds Day! We each got to take a bite ob mom’s Dub dark chocy wiff almonds so we could celebrate the day. Go find some, it will make your day a bit happier. For reals. It works.
Fanks to our friend Jayne up in Camada – she sent us two new beds! One is for the corner ob our office, and the other one is a nice comfy rectangle box! Milo has inspecked and determined they are scientifically sound and berry well made. I hab inspeckted them and made sure in honor ob Dexter (cuz his mom made these), this bed is a No Broccoli zone! If you need some scientific, broccili free hammocks (100% BLO free), you can get them here: Dexter’s Creature Comforts
Fanks Jayne!!
In case you habn’t dis bideo, dis is Dexter…
Fank you Nicola Newington from Camada for these donuts!
We hab an Internashunal bizness license from Quebec! It’s always good to to bizness in Camada, since it’s our neighbor to the Norff plus we can dribe there. We went for Camada Day, and you finked we forgot about it.
Fank you so much Carolym Gauvim Hum for setting us up in Quebec. You want to work at the Fibbs Frostee Freeze & Donuts when we open one there, eh?
WE NEED YOUR HELP! To finish our bizness, we need the following states… can you help us? You will get photos and a collectible fank you card from your faborite boys. (It’s us, in case you were expecting the Beatles or somefing)
Alabama – Alaska – Connecticut – Idaho – Kentucky – Mississippi – Missouri – Nebraska – New Mexico – Washington DC
Then I took off my chef hat and we eated it!
It’s done! Did you know dat frosting can double as glue?? It does. Milo showed me dat part. It was frustrating at times, putting the roof on was hard. But I finally finished my white house cookie! Dis is what my new house is gonna look like. But it will be bigger ob course. Can you see the donut room?? 
Happy 4th ob July! We hab been celebrating for a couple days now, so let’s get on wiff the fireworks and hab a nap. P.S. Fibbs for America and donuts for eberyone!
P.S. Fibbs for America and donuts for eberyone! (Fibbs campaigm buttons abailable HERE)
Dis is Phineous Phogg wiff a Special Report. We hab learned dat there are hundreds ob rats in the East Coast dat need your help. They hab been ebicted from their home, and are in need ob foster homes, people to adopt dem or donations to help wiff their care. These are nice rats who got caught up in a bad situation. If you can help, please bisit Mainely Rat Rescue to read the story and see how you can help.
Also, dis weekend be careful wiff your pets and fireworks – they can be weally scary!
Ok, are we off air yet? Gib me more ob dat tasty paste!