I got my hat back from Dobby’s Alterashuns and Hat Fixin’ store and it’s as good as new. Ready to help make America Grate Again!
The guy from the post office brought us dis box yesterday – and it was amazing. Our friend Wolberine from Australia (he helped us wiff our Internashunal Bizness too) sent us early Christmas presents and we got some tasty cookies called Tim Tams and this amazing donut pillow! It’s great.. I can really do some good Presidentshul finking in here. Howeber if I sit it in too long, I get kind ob hungry.
Fank you soo much Wolberine!!
Mom: “Ok Fibbs… it’s your turn to pick the movie for movie night”
Fibbs: “For mobie night, I wanna watch dis one.” Mom: “Chicken People? What’s it about?”
Fibbs: “Peoples and Shady Chickens. Or maybe people dat turn into chickens. Or it might be chickens dat turn into people.”
Mom: “That sounds weird. You sure?”
Fibbs: “Yep.”
Mom: “Ok. I’ll get the popcorms….”
Today I shared a chocy drink wiff Milo, my new Chief ob Scientific Stuff and Logic Adbisor. I hab a big cabinet to fill up. I hab to pace myself, plus I don’t hab my presidential thinkin’ hat. Dobby says my hat will be ready on Friday.
I had to benture out on my own today, because I felt like dis was too important to hab secret serbice take care ob. My hat has been through alot and is broke, and it needs some fixin’, so I am taking it to Dobby. He has great Yelp rebiews.
I am berry proud to be signing my first piece ob offshul legislashun today, Nap bill #15364. Hereby granting you the right to take a nap wheneber you need to. You’re welcome.
It’s been a big day here. Fibbs signed his first executib order, we are still waiting on the officshul photos. I’m just habbing my dinner and wanted to say hai.
Presidentin’ is hard. I need a nap.