Weather Alerts
Dis is President Fibbs reporting for MNN news, here from Califorbia wiff some sad news today. Dis is a presidentshul matter because he libed in a Nashunal park. My friend and iconic Califorbia drive-through tree, Cecil, fell down duirng our last rain storm and hurt himself real bad. He lubbed being a tourist attracshun and talking to all the people dat drove fru him. On his behalf, I am here to warn eberybody to be berry careful about the weather, because bad rain, winds and snows can be dangerous. So be extremely careful out there, whereber you are, open a window before you go out and if the air hurts your face, maybe you should stay home in your sock. And always remember to store your donuts in a dry, safe place.
Back to you in the studio…
(off-camera) Where is my secret serbice?!? Somebody get me a towel!
Yes. I heard about your friend thur other friends, who also loved him dearly. His presance will be sorely missed, especially by those who travel the roads of the world in peace, love and harmony with nature. And, as always, I will be sure ALL the donuts are kept safe, dry and warm.
It’s so sad :'(
Poor Cecil. We visited him in 2011 (drove through the hole in him). :'(