We didn’t really go to Ireland for this photo shoot because the trabel tube would take too long, and it’s kind ob risky crossing the ocean wiff it. It has to do wiff the difference in the UK and US scales ob volicity and the dimensions and standing up to the water pressure and stuff, it’s complicated. Anyway, since we don’t drink and couldn’t go to Ireland, we weren’t sure what to do, so we put on green hats and made like leprechauns and went to a parade.
Hab a happy day and stay safe! Don’t drink and dribe. And don’t go around pinching people just because they didn’t wear green, because maybe they just forgot and no one likes being pinched.
This Salad Tastes like I’d rather be fat
Today we learned about the element “Ha” – it was a fun one and fink we got this one down.
Q. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
A. Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
I can tell we will use this knowledge in the real world for sure!
Don’t forget to hydrate! In school today I was getting a little woozy and habing trouble concemtrating, but my hydrashun lebel is now ok, crisis aboided.
Our first lesson in school was the element ob Apathy.
It wasn’t that great or exciting, maybe the next one will be better.
Hai eberybody!!
I am taking a break from doing Heaben stuff to talk to you a minute about the importance ob Milanos. They are great! Best cookies eber. So I wanted to make sure dat Cosmo, Augie and Bean know dat too. We all shared a bag, and I’m taking a few back wiff me to share wiff Milo, Wimbley and Fibbs.
I know the boys started school today and I saw what a great job they did! I hab the utmost confidence in dem to be really smart and do good Internashunal Bizness. We eben had our first rocketry and space training class before the offishul start ob school because I wanted to be there wiff dem for that, as you remember space was kind of my fing. Ok, I better get back, but it’s really nice to eberybody again. I lub you!!
P.S. Dis Marty.
P.P.S. Dis was two weeks ago, I hab to keep my bisits top secret under cober.
It’s today!! The first day ob school. We are all a little nerbous, but also excited. Our ciriculum has such challenging subjects like elements ob emoshun, taping stuff, diribitibs, paper clips and other stuff, but the one we are most excited about…stapling! We hab our lunch monies and are ready to get started. Wish us luck!
