They keep trying to get us to do it. Bwahahahahaha!!
Psssst… hai. Dis Augie. I’m up for a midnight snack and a drink ob water, I just wanted to say hai. What are you doing up?
P.S. Don’t tell mom, ok?
Oooooooooooohhhhhh…that looks delicious. What do you mean just a bite? We need the whole fing!!
Did I surprise you?
We had a bisitor – it was Dr. Kebin! He is a scientist that knows about planets, and space and stuff. We got into a berry long and complicated discussion about the orbits ob the Trojan group asteroids.
We had some disagreements on the finer points ob the science.
But he brought a Randy’s donut, so eberyfing was good. We all shared the donut and had a good time!
