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Hello?? Anybody there? Dis Augie Abalanche, can you hear me? It’s dark, I’m soaking wet, it berry windy, the power went out, the solar lights keep falling ober, I am out ob snacks, my hat blew away and I want to go home now.
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I hope you didn’t run out ob trabel juice. If not, just take dat!
Oh no…Augie. Take the trabel juice right away. Please come back safe. 🙁 We will have plenty of snacks and a warm sock to snuggle down into. Come home…
Oh no poor sweet boy :'( hope you go well! hugs <3
As soon as you get home, dry off, have a warm drink, and get into your sock. And get a new job! Inside!!
Poor Augie
AUGIE!! We are only about 4 hours or so apart!! Florence has passes over us….let Sir Cornelius know exactly where you are and we’ll send him over to you in a travel pod and bring you back here until you can get home <3
Aww Augie, get home now and treat yourself to some snacks and a warm bed, you did a great job reporting the news xx
Augie hang in there help is on the way! Your Mommy will get you!
Quick! Somebody rescue Augie!
Sumbody call nine elebenty, Augie need’s to get home. He’s outta schnack’s too so bring sum wiff you.
Poor baby. Sending popcorms