NYE Report
Dis is Cosmo Cumulus reporting for MNN. I’m here on locashun in Time Square in New York City. Its cold and rainy here, I’m glad I’m under a tent, but …ok, I hab to interupt here. Can I speak to someone in HR please? Dis hat is too heaby!! Why do I hab to deal wiff this again?!!? I won that lawsuit from the thunder hat. Dis is unacceptable. You guys need to stop, I am done here… Do I hab to sue again!??!
**crinkling wire as Cosmo unmics himself and walks off**
Awe Cosmo! Don’t be grumpy on New Year’s Eve!
Yes Cosmo that hat looks so heaby….sort them out…
Say “NO” to heaby hat’s. I don’t blame ya. ????????
Lol. Incoming lawsuit, i hear ya Cosmo but you look too cute in that hat!