The Original Sock Theory by Dr. Marty
SOCK THEORY (org. 2014)
Deer Marty, I have so much anxiety sometimes that I don’t want to leave the house. What can I do? – Traci in CO
Deer Traci – I hab been finking about dis one for awhile now and I fink I hab da answer. You need to get a giant sock that you go out in, first ob all, it feels like a giant hug. You can get all kinds ob colors. Den wheneber you feel anxious, just turtle-turtle in the sock and don’t come out until you feels better. Den just keep on going. xoxo – Marty
P.S. And a cheesy cracker neber hurts.
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Sock theory is still in practiced today by millions – like Bean.
I want one. Do they make giant socks for people?
It’s Monday, a good day to go turtle-turtle in a sock.
This is pretty much the theory behind the thunder shirts for dogs. I think Marty should get royalties.
You just answered an age old quiston. Now I no’s where da sock from da dryer went. you got it