Good afternoon, it’s the news team ob Ted Baxter here, wiff some news about the weather. We are waiting for Hurricame Hilary to make landfall in Souffern Califorbia about 12 hours from now, as eberyone here is preparing for what is going to be a record breaking amount ob water in a short time period ob time. Concerns ob flooding, high winds and soggy snacks plague the souffland. It’s been 83 years since a hurricame has hit this area, so nobody knows what to do. People are making sandbags, clearing out gutters and downspouts and charging their emergency lights in case power goes out. Stock up on snacks, blankies and make sure you hab a flood buddy. We will bring you updates as they become abailable, if we aren’t napping. Stay safe eberyone. Ted Baxter signing off. Good night, and good news.

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  1. Shelley R Boren
    Shelley R Boren says:

    Put on youze shooz and life preserbers. Listen to Mahm and Dahd. Dey knows whuts best. Dis not like getting wet from a baff.

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  2. Kevin Stabinsky
    Kevin Stabinsky says:

    Glad Teddy is dere, becuz otherwise one ob you might not hab a buddy if you went by pairs (2 doesn’t go into 5 ebenly)!

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