Barry and don’t fall for false adbertising

Oh hai. Sorry we habnt been around much dis week, we hab been taking care ob Barry. He went to a ‘spa’ about a monff ago for what was billed as a refreshing procedure dat would make you feel lighter and happier – and then came back wiff his berries in a jar. He wasn’t too happy about dat and left dat spa a stern Yelp rebiew. Last week he had to go back to the ‘spa’ to get an infecshun cleaned out, and then he had to go back today again for more serbices they claimed would ‘restore your youffful glow’ and make you feel like ‘you’re sleeping on a cloud’. He said it was more lies, he habs to heal up again, but at least he’s back at home wiff us now and hopefully he will heal fast and fings will get back to normal, because we hab some trabbeling to do!

The moral ob the story is neber go to a spa if you want to keep your berries.

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  1. Bentley's Hoomum
    Bentley's Hoomum says:

    Hai Reuben! Hai Fish!

    Fanks for the update on Barry Bear and the ‘spa’. We hope dat is the last ob it and none ob you habs ener has to go there again. Sending Barry healing vibes. Love you xxxxx

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