The wait is almost ober…
All good unicorms hab been waiting for dis day to come… and the wait is almost ober! Unicorm Day is APRIL 9ff! That’s today! The conbenshun is coming soon and eberyone is buzzing about it, hope to see you there.
(Don’t forget you hab to know the password, and hab a pre-existing reserbashun at your local spaceport to ensure proper transportashun.)
I better go on Patreon and get the secret password!