Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Flood Patrol
Hai Eberybody! Dis Augie Abalache, and boy did I hab a bad night last night! It was berry scary, but I didn’t want to gib up. Today has been much better. I found a boat, and hab been rescuing people who hab been stranded in the floods. Dis is Gary and was stuck in his […]
SoS
Hello?? Anybody there? Dis Augie Abalanche, can you hear me? It’s dark, I’m soaking wet, it berry windy, the power went out, the solar lights keep falling ober, I am out ob snacks, my hat blew away and I want to go home now.
MNN Hurricame Coberage
We will be continuing our coberage ob dis hurricame until eberyone is safe and dry! Tune to MNN for around the clock news and weather, except for snack time, it’s ok to take a break and get some snacks. By the way, do you hab any good snacks there Chris? Dis Augie Abalanche in Charleston […]
Augie Abalanche from Norff Carolima
Dis is Augie Abalanche from Marty New Network, reporting from the coast ob Norff Carolina, it is really rainy and windy but it’s not as bad as the weather finkers thought it would be. I don’t fink I’ll hab to use my paper hat as a boat (mom thought it would be good to hab […]
Calm Before the Storm
Augie Abalanche is resting up before his trip cober Hurricame Florence. Shhhhhh….. (Flat top tunnel by @dexterscreaturecomforts)
Cosmo Cumulus MNN Report
Good ebening and fank you for tuning into the MNN network, the most trusted news source. Dis is Cosmo Cumulus here and we hab a serious problem approaching the Carolinas, it’s a big twirling ball ob water and wind called Hurricame Florence. Wiff a name like Florence, you wouldn’t fink she would be too scary, […]
Cosmo the Popcorm Rat
I hab a popcorm! Dats why I picked the career ob movie rebiewer and cultural commentary. It habs the most popcorm. Dis Cosmo.