Turkey Talk
Tomorrow is Fanksgibbing!! I am so excited about eating so much corms and smashed taters and pie and I hab so much to be fankful for. xo P.S. Dis Wimbley.
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Wimbley Report and Poem
Hai eberybody. I know you hab been wondering how I am, I’m doing ok! It’s up and down, but I’m on an upswing right now. While I was getting my medisin last night I made up a new poem. It goes like dis: There once was a red balloom who was nice to all in […]
It’s a Trap!
Inspired by Admiral Ackbar, I signed in a new piece ob legislashun today, effectib immediately. I fink it’s an important one, and will make eberybodys errands go much smoother. No more parking lot traps!! P.S. I need a smaller pen. Save Save
Paperwork
We did lots ob Internashunal Bizness paperwork today. It was a good team effort, but now it’s all in the office, but we still hab to file it in the right place to keep fings organized.
Ready for Bizness!
I got my hat back from Dobby’s Alterashuns and Hat Fixin’ store and it’s as good as new. Ready to help make America Grate Again!
Finkin’ Pillow
The guy from the post office brought us dis box yesterday – and it was amazing. Our friend Wolberine from Australia (he helped us wiff our Internashunal Bizness too) sent us early Christmas presents and we got some tasty cookies called Tim Tams and this amazing donut pillow! It’s great.. I can really do some […]
Mobie Night
Mom: “Ok Fibbs… it’s your turn to pick the movie for movie night” Fibbs: “For mobie night, I wanna watch dis one.” Mom: “Chicken People? What’s it about?” Fibbs: “Peoples and Shady Chickens. Or maybe people dat turn into chickens. Or it might be chickens dat turn into people.” Mom: “That sounds weird. You sure?” […]
Habbin’ a Drink
Today I shared a chocy drink wiff Milo, my new Chief ob Scientific Stuff and Logic Adbisor. I hab a big cabinet to fill up. I hab to pace myself, plus I don’t hab my presidential thinkin’ hat. Dobby says my hat will be ready on Friday.
Presidentshul Errands
I had to benture out on my own today, because I felt like dis was too important to hab secret serbice take care ob. My hat has been through alot and is broke, and it needs some fixin’, so I am taking it to Dobby. He has great Yelp rebiews.