Dinosaur Humor
From Wimbley’s comedy archibes…
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Important Proklamashun
Hear ye, hear ye…dis is your President. I hereby proclaim dat today is Wimbley day, a day to reflect and honor him. And from now on, all liberries will be known as The Wimbley Liberry. So whenever you check out a book, it will be from the Wimbley Liberry. I fink he would like dat. […]
First Presidentshul Baff
I had my first Presidentshul baff today. I tried to enter a proclamation against it, but mom said dat goes against the Constitushun and I can’t just make whateber laws I want. So I had a baff. I surbibed it. It’s ok, I hab a big proclomashun to make tomorrow, so it’s good to be […]
We Gotsa Pasta!
We had some capenellinnis tonight and it was yummy! Wimbley wouldn’t want us to starbe. He was always berry anti-starbation.
Corm & Pea Fishin’ wiff Wimbley
From my personal videos, I wanted to share this with all of you so we can remember him happy and carefree, the way he always was. Thank you so much for condolences and wishes of love and peace, you guys are the best. Wimbley loved each and every one of you (and I do too). […]
Farewell Sweet Wimbley
It’s with a broken heart that I am writing this post. Wimbley left us last night to go on his biggest adbenture to meet Marty up in Heaben. While I take great comfort that they are together, it happened somewhat unexpectedly. He had a great breakfast yesterday, and was bright eyed and energetic as usual, […]
Bazinga!
Fibbs might not be habbing any luck, but I had a great time shopping on Black Friday. I bought ALL THE FINGS!!!
Black Friday
Eben Presidents hab to shop for giant teebees for their mom, but these people behind me got all ob them! Now I hab to try another store…
Executib Order
As President, it is my great privilege – well, it’s my privilege – actually, let’s just say it’s my job – to grant one clemency today. As I do, I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren’t so lucky, who didn’t get to ride the gravy train to freedom – […]