Dis is taking a long time, I might get a crick in my neck.
We hab some cheap knock off eclipse donuts, the real ones were sold out, which is disappointing because it’s really all about the donuts, but we are ready to start watching. Are you? I hab to go get my glasses. brb.
We got to relax today and finally enjoy our March Ratty Box wiff our bee friends. Did you know dogs and bees can smell fear? Well, they didn’t today because we were just happy and habbing fun eating our sumflower seeds and playing in the new tubes and stuff. Could we BEE any more excited?! (dat one was for you Maffew)
We always lub when the Ratty Box comes to our magic box, fank you Ratty Box!
Last week Dr. Kebin brought us some Randy’s donuts, but mom and dad ‘accidently’ eated them all before we could hab one. But we are habbing a fun time playing wiff the Randy’s Donuts Playhouse. Please relax and enjoy as we present “Randy’s Donuts Playhouse Dinner Theater”….
Waffles: ‘Scuse me, is anybody dere??
Baxter: Yes sir, may I take your order? How many donuts do you want?
Waffles: ALL ob dem please!
Baxter: One moment, I’m going to hab to get a bigger box….
Happy World Rat Day from Waffles.
On April forff ob ebery year, the goal ob all is loud and clear. Treat all the rats as the royalty they are – wiff lots ob treats and lub afar. Whateber we want, gib it freely, and let us watchI Dream ob Jeannie wiff Major Healey.
It’s going to be a magnet! It will be a 1.5″ x 4.5″ magnet to keep your snack list front and center on your fridge! Limited edition ob 20 – so don’t delay, get yours today and participate in our Internashunal Bizness operashuns. Fank you! Birffday Baking Magnet
We had so much fun making our birffday cake! It was a team effort, we were each assigned an imgredient. The eggs were berry slippery and Fish dropped a few on the floor, but dats ok, we had plenty. I neber knew how gooey they are before you scramble them, kinda sticky to clean up. You hab to measure eberyfing berry carefully, it’s kind ob like chemistry, if you don’t do it right, the cake won’t rise – or it will rise too much and explode.
We got it right though, and it was delicious!!
For April Fools Day, I learned some magic from the Amazing Rez, he did a magic show for us dis weekend, and it was great! I wanted to learn some ob it, so he showed me a few tricks. Wanna see some fantasticical illushuns??
Happy Easter! One fing we learned in our Easter Bunny training in the sustainibility sectshun, is dat once you find all the eggs from being hidden, you can make them into hats! And then you can eat them.
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Happy Easter Ebery bunny!
