We hab been talking about what biznesses we want to go into since we granulated. I know we hab to pick a profession, and get going on it, so we talked to Gary about it but he wasn’t as helpful as you would fink.
Here we are in Toronto Omtario Canada, and we got to see wiff Dougie, Peter and the gang! What are the odds?! We also bisited a couple museums, did some gift shopping because we figured they probably hab great maple syrup – dats what Chip said – and we found some. It’s the best fing to put on pamcakes, so at the next pamcake breakfast of the Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Buffalo, it will feature Canadiam syrup. You won’t want to miss dat.
We hab to go to the Maple Leafs game now, we hear Dougie and the gang might be playing wiff dem, so we don’t want to miss dat. Dat’s brabe, all those sharp skates would make me nerbous wiff our long tails.
Dere was a little scuffle about whos it was to discober, Waffles said it was his to discober, but Baxter said it was his, and as it turns out, it’s all ob ours to discober! Just like it says on the plates.
Fank you to Heather Barker for inbiting us to bisit, looking forward to meeting you – see you at the game!!
A Mouse Named Peter
On the way home from the Unicorm conbenshun in space, we stopped to do a little bizness in a couple places, the first one was Wyoming! It’s soooo beautiful there, we did some cowboy stuff and went to Debils’ Tower and Old Faiffful, then we had a picnic wiff a fire, and had beans in cans, and hotdogs, and it was relaxing and da enbironment was amazing – but as pretty as it was, Reuben had an encounter wiff a giant buffalo earlier in the day and it freaked him out so he didn’t want to stay obernight, so we headed norff to bisit Chip’s old stomping ground.
Fanks to Cindy Goehring for the group license, and Lecons Nuit for the indibibdual ones! We had a wonderful time (except for Reuben, I’m sure the buffalo was a nice guy, but his size was too much for him to be comfortable wiff).
Guess what? We met Larry – he was checking people in to the Sparkle room at the Unicorm Conbenshun. He’s a cool dude and smelled like peanuts.
Dis is the best time eber! It’s amazing to see many ob you here – we’re so glad you could come. It’s fun to be in space again for such a momentous occashun I guess they had the conbenshun in space last year too, but we were just born, so we didn’t go. Ebery table habs two donuts towers, which is awesome. They habe little donut holes stuck on top ob the stick because ob grabity, the donuts float away if you’re not careful. We hab met so many other wonderful unicorms, the spaceport was super busy wiff arribals today. Our agenda is packed wiff actibities and games and the buffet is open all day! There is a group of unicorms dat opened a sparkle room dis year, so we are going to check that out soon. Ok, we gotta go, the first offishul meeting is about to begin. Enjoy the conbenshun and hab a safe trip home eberyone. Peace and lub and donuts to you all.
Pssst… dat’s the unicorm creed, but I fink they got it from President Fibbs.
Sparkle on you crazy unicorms! Happy Unicorm Day!
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All good unicorms hab been waiting for dis day to come… and the wait is almost ober! Unicorm Day is APRIL 9ff! That’s today! The conbenshun is coming soon and eberyone is buzzing about it, hope to see you there.
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