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Augie’s baff looked so relaxing, I decided to hab one too!

We hab only been home a few days, but we couldn’t miss our faborite conbenshun weekend!  So we packed our bags and are checking into our hotel tonight.  Big day tomorrow! (P.S. no, it’s not Dragon Con, it’s eben better!!)

Today after a few space walks, Larry introduced us to the aliem leader, where he presented us wiff bizness licenses for another space probince, so we pretty much hab inner and outer space cobered at this point.  Eberyone has been so nice to us and helped us wiff bizness ideas, it’s going well.  The food is weird, they like to eat stuff like pre-nutritive Squeeg Paste, and don’t hab snacks like nanner chips and corms, so we might hab to start some Space Snack Shacks for tourists and stuff.   P.S. We habn’t run into Captain Kirk or any ob those guys yet.

Fank you Hilary Price for helping us out in space!   You are outta dis world!  (haha – space pun)

Well, we tried to help wiff the fire as best we could.  It’s still going, but the other firemen are taking a turn now.  I left my bike on the road and the asphalt got so hot it melted from the heat from the fire, so before we really start trabeling, I had to buy a new tire and replace the melty one so I don’t stick to the road.  Looks like new!

Hai, dis Cosmo.  I’m relaxing in our trabel pod while Augie is mixing up more trabel juice.  We’ll be at our next destinashun soon!

It’s trabel juice time again!  We hab a few more places lined up to go and do some Internashunal Bizness.  Our stapler is packed and our first stop is Georgia.  We went to Atlanta and bistited the fishes at the aquarium, but we aboided the shark tank because we like to be nice when we do bizness, those sharks can be a little rude.  Cosmo went to see a mobie at the Fox Theater.  Deborah sent some popcorm wiff our licenses, so only had to buy some drinks and we joined Cosmo and watched the mobie wiff him.  Cosmo will tell you more about it later in his “Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary” segment.  It was a bit hot and humid here, but we had a great time.  See you soon y’all!

Fank you Deborah Sweat!  Fanks for your patience waiting for us to come see you.





ComicCon is SO big and busy!!  Stuff to look at eberywhere, and lots of photo ops wiff your faborite mobies and stuff.  My first stop was the Brabeheart boof where they had William Wallaces sword on display (but you couldn’t touch it, it’s probably berry sharp) and you could take a picture and make it look like you were in the mobie, so I waited in a line for 45 minutes, and here is my picture!   Dis Cosmo

Just getting the last few fings packed before we head down to ComicCon!  Dad is hosting a panel tonight, and we hab our big panel tomorrow in Hall H, and we are expecting big crowds.  BB8 is coming wiff us to be our security detail.   Wish us luck it’s our first one and we are all a little nerbous.   Hope to see you there!!

Enjoy ebery last lick!!

I was a little nerbous about this, but Augie gab me some pointers, and I got the hang ob it pretty quick.  You got anyfing you need stapled, we got you cobered.  dis Cosmo.