Dis morning after breakfast we took some trabel juice and went to Souff Dakota to pick up our bizness licences! Ob course I had to check out the rock mountain where they will put my face when I’m President. I fink it rocks!! I left a note to be sure to include my hat when they do it.
We rented a BW bug and drove to the Corm Palace – a must see for eberyone dat bisits here. It’s all about corms and corm products and corm tasting and cormy jokes. Haha, dat last one is not ture, but it should be. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory, so we had a close call wiff the law. Corm Palace is right next to a cheese factory, and wiff a full tummy, who doesn’t want to take a nap?? We were just drifting off when the police came in, they made enuff noise to wake us up, so we drank our trabel juice and got home real quick!
Fank you Gail Huddleston for inbiting us and talking wiff us about putting in dat Marty Mart, we will get our people on it right away. Maybe a Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donuts too!
P.S. We only need 10 more states!! Please help us finish our domestic Internashual Bizness take ober!!