Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
It’s Larry!
Guess what? We met Larry – he was checking people in to the Sparkle room at the Unicorm Conbenshun. He’s a cool dude and smelled like peanuts.
2024 Unicorm Conbenshun
Dis is the best time eber! It’s amazing to see many ob you here – we’re so glad you could come. It’s fun to be in space again for such a momentous occashun I guess they had the conbenshun in space last year too, but we were just born, so we didn’t go. Ebery table […]
The wait is almost ober…
All good unicorms hab been waiting for dis day to come… and the wait is almost ober! Unicorm Day is APRIL 9ff! That’s today! The conbenshun is coming soon and eberyone is buzzing about it, hope to see you there. (Don’t forget you hab to know the password, and hab a pre-existing reserbashun at your […]
Over 1000 Posts on Patreon
Do you hab FOMO? Did you know there hab been more than 1000 exclusive posts on our Patreon page since it started. Behind the scenes, bideos, Marty’s story, Bonus Fish photos, and eben the secret password to tomorrows unicorm conbenshun! If we make you laugh or bring a smile, please consider joining the fun and […]
It’s happening
Dis is taking a long time, I might get a crick in my neck.
Eclipse Donuts
We hab some cheap knock off eclipse donuts, the real ones were sold out, which is disappointing because it’s really all about the donuts, but we are ready to start watching. Are you? I hab to go get my glasses. brb.
March Ratty Box
We got to relax today and finally enjoy our March Ratty Box wiff our bee friends. Did you know dogs and bees can smell fear? Well, they didn’t today because we were just happy and habbing fun eating our sumflower seeds and playing in the new tubes and stuff. Could we BEE any more excited?! […]
Randy’s Playhouse Dinner Theater
Last week Dr. Kebin brought us some Randy’s donuts, but mom and dad ‘accidently’ eated them all before we could hab one. But we are habbing a fun time playing wiff the Randy’s Donuts Playhouse. Please relax and enjoy as we present “Randy’s Donuts Playhouse Dinner Theater”…. Waffles: ‘Scuse me, is anybody dere?? Baxter: Yes […]
World Rat Day – 2024
Happy World Rat Day from Waffles. On April forff ob ebery year, the goal ob all is loud and clear. Treat all the rats as the royalty they are – wiff lots ob treats and lub afar. Whateber we want, gib it freely, and let us watchI Dream ob Jeannie wiff Major Healey.