Hai eberyone. Dis Fibbs, or as they refer to me in the clink, prisioner 14. Seberal people hab talked to the warden about letting me go, but he is being berry hard nosed about it and is making an example ob me. Howeber, he did say dat if we can get 100 PHOTO signatures on a petition (dat means on dis post) ob rats or peoples holding a sign dat says #FreeFibbs he would be obiliged by law to let me go. So please eberybody – help me out. Dere are NO donuts in here and it’s cold and lonely. I need your help!!! Dis is the only time I can talk to you. I’m wasting away wiff only bread and water. 🙁 Post your photos saying #FREEFIBBS and help get me out ob here for Christmas!!
Hai Eberybody. Dis Milo. We hab a problem. We took some trabel juice and went to Oklahoma today to pick up some license for bizness (Fank yoo berry much Ken Kellmer!) but we ran into a bit ob a problem. Wimbley went to bisit the Blue Whale ob Catoosa (which was kind ob awesome!), and I was strolling through Oklahoma City riberwalk area, when we got a phone call from Fibbs. He has had a few scrapes wiff the law before, but dis time he was in jail!! We got to the jail to bail him out, but they wouldn’t release him. We got to talk to him, and what happened was dat he was at a diner for lunch and the guy next to him ordered a big double cheeseburger, and Fibbs said “wow, dat looks good!” so the man offered him a bite ob it. Fibbs took a bite and BAM… the owner of the diner called the cops, who came rushing in and took him to the clink. “Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out ob another’s hamburger” they said. Fibbs told them what happened, but they weren’t habbing it. They processed him wiff fingerprints and took his mug shot and he was calling for help. So far, we habn’t been able to see or know how to get him out. What should we do?!?! #FreeFibbs
So when we last left you, we had just put the cupcakes in the oben. Little ones cook fast, so you hab to on
high alert for the dinger. You hab to let the cupcakes cool off for a while, den you can start frosting dem…
I like to use my hands to smoosh it around.
It was then my brothers told me they had snuck away to the Star Force premiere wiffout me! But they did
it so they could talk to JJ in pribate and gib me a surprise. We get to be Stormtroopers in the next mobie!
I almost fainted in the frosting. They didn’t go wiffout me to be mean!
So I shared some cupcakes wiff them, and dad too.
We all went to bed wiff happy tummies and dreams of the Star Force and stuff.
I can’t beleib it!! While I was doing all the bizness stuff the other day, mailing packages in the Internashunal Mail fing, Milo and Wimbley were no where to be found when I needed help. Now I know were they were!! Our friend Micheal Wistock posted dis photo from the premiere ob Star Wars on Facebook and I saw dem! It’s gibs me a big sad they snuck out wiffout me. I’m not sharing my cupcakes anymore. – Fibbs
I see you are eating lunch. What are we habbing??
Hab you eber had a chocy oramge? YUM! A wittle bite is a great holiday treat!
It’s cupcake day!! So we are taking a break from holiday fings to make some cupcakes!! Why? Well, because cupcakes are amazing and I fink it’s a rule you hab to do it on cupcake day, or else they will stop habing it. So you hab to make sure you hab eberyfing you need before you start.
Use the freshest ingredients….
And be sure to check the batter as you go. Looks good so far! Let ‘s put dem in the oben. *Get your mom to do dat part for you, it can be dangerous.
Stay tuned for part two… which is the best part. You get to eat ’em!
You all know what to do…. go eat ALL the cupcakes!!