I am ready for my kisses now!
“but it’s my turn…”
Monday lunch, it’s best to hab somefing dat makes you feel better. Like corms and taters!! Milo habs a corny smile, and do you like my impresshun ob Willy “Two Teefs” McCracken?
Ok, well sort ob. We were too young to remember what day we were born, and mom doesn’t know, we just know it’s early February sometime, so we had cake earlier dis monff to celebrate – before Fibbs surgery. Our “gotcha” day is March 11th, so we get to hab cake again for dat too! It was really good cake.
Remember Baby, the Spaghetti Rat? I wanted to try dat too! Apparently Baby didn’t hab any brothers.
Dr. Kebin Grazier came all the way from New York to consult wiff Milo on his new book – and make sure he got all the science right, also our mom did some of the graffics in there – Milo said those were impressive. After reading and doing some calculashuns and reflecting on what he just read….
“Yep Kebin – you did great on the science, and the Hollywood parts too! Good job. I gib it two little thumbs up.”
Dis is Jayne, the Canadian Ambassador, dis MM, and dis Dr. Kebin. We all had donuts to celebrate.
Yesterday I had my first Norff American Conference talks wiff embassador Jayne Stanfield ob Canada. (She is Dexters mom – the rat who hated brocolli) and she came wiff a dozen ob Randy’s Donuts, so the negotiashuns were off to a great start. We gab her a hat. I fink we hab a berry specshul relashunship wiff Canada, and will continue do so. We talked about building a wall between our two countries, out ob donuts, so it would be fun to get from one side to the other, and back again. But we decided it might waste too many donuts, so better just to gib them out at the border. We discussed a few more issues I can’t talk about, because it’s secret, but don’t worry, it’s all good fings. They might want to take the upper part ob Michigan back, but we hab two parts, so I said “I would fink about it, eh.” I fink she was joking though.
Fank you for bisiting Jayne, and bringing us the donuts. I look for to talking Internashunal Bizness wiff you again.
Dis is an outrage!! We hab another leak! And it’s not just from all the rain here. Another photo has leaked ob me at the doktors office on Monday. Fankfully they gabe me my respect and blurred my berries. Do you know who did dis?? I offer a donut in reward for dis culprit to be turned in.
I just wanted to tell you all dat I am feeling good, and I nice long rest yesterday. I hab a state bisit from Canada tomorrow, so need to rest up more so I’m in tip top shape for the meeting. I am going to take Teddy and get back into my healing blanket and hab a yogi. P.S. Dis Fibbs.
P.P.S. Did you know Teddy was named after a President?? But not me, cause his name is not Fibbs.
