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Six More Weeks ob Winter!

Dis Milo Megadoppler and we hab breaking news on the predicashuns ob Phil.  He woke up dis morning, came out ob his hidey hole, saw his shadow and went back to bed.  Six more weeks ob winter is on it’s way!  Except if you lib in places dat are already warm, then it’s just whateber it normally is, which is technically winter, but you hab less of a chance of slipping and falling on ice.

Dis news sends socks factories into ober drive to meet demand.

Back to you.  Did I say dis is Milo?  Oh yeah… ok.  Bye.

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Rodent Recognishun Day

Hai Everybody, dis Milo Megadoppler standing here in a field in Pennsylbania really really early dis morning waiting for our friend Phil to come out and see if he sees his shadow.  It’s chilly here, and I wish I had remembered my sweater. It’s important when you hab weather and know what it is, dat you dress accordingly, or you will either be too hot, or too cold – that is fact ob science.

But I digress… today, it is my honor to proclaim today “Rodent Recognishun Day” in honor ob Phil, Fibbs and all the billions ob rodents out there who are making America grate. We will be back later to let you know about Phil, in the meantime enjoy dis speshul day.  Back to you in the studio.

(**shuffling noises**  “can someone lend me their coat for a minute?”) 

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