Dis is Mr. Kookie. He has been appointed to be the Offishul Donut Accountant and Policy Enforcer. As you can see he is earnest and responsible about dis position and will take it berry serious. He granulated from Marty’s School ob Bizness special Snack Counting program wiff high honors. He is in charge of making sure dat we neber run out ob donuts, have lots ob barieties and don’t fall into that mythical “donut hole” and can’t get out. And of course dat no raisins are eber used. I am sure he will do a great job!
