Good afternoon, dis is Beesley Breeze reporting from our MNN offices here in the big building wiff all the antenneas and TB equiptment.  I am saddened to report that Teddy has once again been attacked and maintained some pretty serious injuries.  No witnesses hab come forward yet.  Teddy crime habs been on the rise this year, so please keep your eyes open for unusual suspects and stay bigilant against biolent crimes.  Teddy can only keep one eye open now, as he seemd to hab lost one.  If you see somefing like this happening, don’t interbene yourself, call nine-elebenty to get help wiff the situashun.  Teddy has been admitted into the hospital.  We will keep you updated on his condition.

In other news, it’s all pretty bad, so lets just not talk about it.  Be kind, gib your friends a hug and spread lub, just not cooties or the corona birus.  Back to you…

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  1. Kev Witt
    Kev Witt says:

    I am shocked and appalled that a crime like this can happen. Please please please let Teddy be ok and I hope he starts to feel better soon. As you rightly say,
    hug your friends so I’m sending you and your brothers awesome huge hugs. Please do keep us up to date with Teddy’s recovery, please let him know I love him lots and I’m sending him all my love, strength and positive vibes. I love you loads and loads my precious little friend
    ❤❤❤❤????????????????

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