Morning News wiff Bean Bluster

Good Morning.  Dis is King Bean wiff the news.  Coronabirus fears are sweeping the nashun, causing a run on toilet paper and non-perishable foods.

Fings are getting weird. One report from Woodland Hills showed a bag ob frozen peas being thrown at someone in order to score a cheese burrito. Eberybody…please try to pull it together and be calm and nice to each other!  There are plenty ob burritos for eberyone.

During dis time ob uncertainty and caushun, it’s berry important to keep washing your hands, almost all the time.  You are supposed to wash them for at least 20 seconds and sing a song while you do it.  We thought you might be getting tired ob the song you are currently singing, so we made a new one for you.  It’s 40 seconds long so you can be sure to get all the germs and biruses off!

Augie, please roll the bideo…. (lyrics below)

Ok!  Here it is…

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Grab some soap and use hot water
Let’s all play along!
Washing hands is lots ob fun
‘Cause you can sing dis song!

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Twenty seconds ain’t so long
Be sure scrub boff sides
Palms and fingeys, don’t stop there
Tummy buttons, tails!
 
It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
We know you can do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Coronabirus—screw it!

9 replies
  1. Peri McMillan
    Peri McMillan says:

    Although I habn’t heard the song yet, I still love the cute lyrics. I set the timer to be able to listen to it later. Fanks King Bean.

    Reply
  2. Kev Witt
    Kev Witt says:

    Thank you for looking out for us, with such a catchy song I think I’ll put a chair by the sink!!!! I love you lots my precious little buddies!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    Reply

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