Dae ye speik Scots?  Just in case you don’t we’ll wite dis in English.   We took our trabel juice dis afternoon and went to Scotland to do some bizness!   Since it was ober the big Internashunal Bizness water it took a few minutes more to get there. But it was so worff it!  Wimbley wore his trabel clothes bisited a city location to see the libaries and all the Scottish books.   He found a gweat candy shop wiff candies and haggis.   Milo borrowed Marty’s old kilt and hat and went to a castle to find a treasure, and I just stayed in the countryside to spread the word ob Peace, Love and Donuts.  Bote for Fibbs!   I didnt see too many people, but I planted signs eberywhere.

Fank you berry berry much Louise Rankin!  We will bring a Fibbs Frost Tastee Freeze & Donuts Cafe and Sweet Shop here as soon as we can get the permits.   Your first dozen donuts are free!

Hai Eberybody!  Dis Milo, and dis is our Internshunal Bizness update.   We need your help!  We hab lots of license, but we need a bunch more so we can do bizness eberywhere.    If you help us, you get a special fank you card and prints ob the photos we take wiff your license, so it’s fun to help.  🙂   You can see the list of states we need here.   We hab all the blue ones, but we need the white ones.   We just got our first Internashunal license today – we are so excited to hab some trabel juice and go bisit dere!

 

We had a little trabel juice dis morning and were off to Michigan to see our friend Wendy, who set us up wiff bizness licenses in both the upper and lower parts ob the Michigan!    Milo went on an adbenture ober the bridge because he wanted to see both parts, plus look at the riber for science stuff to see if he could get the two parts to go back together.   Wimbley explored the Macinac Island, but didn’t find any coconuts.   I went to the Apple Cider Mill because Wendy said they had donuts.  And they did!   I had donuts and apple cider wiff cinnamon, it was great!

We check the laws now before we trabel to new states – you know, to aboid jail and all.   We found out dat it is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose, but we didn’t go to Detroit dis time, so no one went to jail.

Fank you so much Wendy Glanbille for gibbing us license in your lubbly state!!     (to see if we need your state, check here.)

Hai Eberybody.  Dis Milo.   We hab a problem.   We took some trabel juice and went to Oklahoma today to pick up some license for bizness (Fank yoo berry much Ken Kellmer!) but we ran into a bit ob a problem.   Wimbley went to bisit the Blue Whale ob Catoosa (which was kind ob awesome!), and I was strolling through Oklahoma City riberwalk area, when we got a phone call from Fibbs.   He has had a few scrapes wiff the law before, but dis time he was in jail!!   We got to the jail to bail him out, but they wouldn’t release him.   We got to talk to him, and what happened was dat he was at a diner for lunch and the guy next to him ordered a big double cheeseburger, and Fibbs said “wow, dat looks good!” so the man offered him a bite ob it.  Fibbs took a bite and BAM… the owner of the diner called the cops, who came rushing in and took him to the clink.   “Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out ob another’s hamburger” they said.   Fibbs told them what happened, but they weren’t habbing it.   They processed him wiff fingerprints and took his mug shot and he was calling for help.   So far, we habn’t been able to see or know how to get him out.   What should we do?!?!   #FreeFibbs

Guess where we went today??  Yep – oHIo!!  Guess why…. BIZNESS!!    A big fanks to our friend Jeanette Gist for helping us get started dere.   And oh, it was a fun trip.   No one got into to trouble.   I bisited the apartment in Clebeland Heights where my mom libed when she was in third and fourth grade, and den went aound the corner to look for a place called Tommy’s in the Cobentry neighborhood, and it was still dere!  I had a tasty snack and it was the best milkshake I eber had.

Milo and Wimbley were so excited when they found out the house from A Christmas Story was in Clebeland too, so they ran ober to see it and a had a great time re-enacting scenes from the mobie.  Uh-oh, Wimbley, did you shoot your eye out, kid??

Nope!  Don’t worry.  He’s ok.

Please help us out if you can!  We still need 29 states to do bizness in!!