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Georgia Bizness

Georgia is now open for bizness by Fibbs & Co. (not our official name, but I fink it has a ring to it, don’t you?)   Dis morning we took our trabel juice and checked fings out down there.  Wimbley was a little tired from trabel, so he just found a nice peach farm and did a little reading and finkin’ about fings.   He had a good book and spent hours dere reading and habbing some peaches.   Milo took a tour ob the Coca-Cola factory and Merlin was wight, the floors are so sticky he almost got stuck on it!   I took adbantage of being in Atlanta and went to CNN to see if they wanted me to do a guest spot for the weather, so me and Anderson Cooper gab the forecast.   We swapped stories about doing hurricame reports and had a good laugh.

A huge fanks to Merlin Stabinsky – cousin of our bizness associate Feodore San-Miguel.  We can tell you are a stand up guy and Feodore should be proud to go into bizness wiff you and share your yogies.   I bet you two can do gweat fings togeffer! 

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Dis book is so good….

 

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Louisiana Bizness

We now hab bizness skillz for Louisiama! On a recent bisit dere to check out bizness fings, I took some time and participated in a big parade in New Orleams. They were playing music and singing about donuts. At least I was. Wimbley saw dis swamp on our way to bisit the city hall, but he got conbinced dat was where Yoda libs so he went to check it out. He didn’t find him. Maybe was out ob town on bacation. Milo took a tour ob one of the oldest cemetaries, but he got a little scared so he came early and we all went to Cafe du Monde and had beignets.

A big fank you goes out to Charlie San-Miguel (he’s a chihuauahua), brother to our bizness associate Feodore San-Miguel.  Dat family must be weally good at all fings bizness and dey hab been terrific to us!

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PA Bizness

Guess what?!   We are licensed for bizness in Pennsylbania now.  I am going to help Tastykakes make a special Fibbs cupkake.  It’s gonna be donut flabor with little donuts on top.  They don’t know it yet, but they are gonna lub it!    Milo bisited the coal mines to help dem debelop a clean coal industry dat is less harmful to the enbironment.  He got kind of dirty, so mom might hab to gib him a baff.  Coal mines are pretty messy.   Wimbley bisited the site ob the 1965 Kecksburg UFO incident.  He was finking he could use some time trabel juice to go back and see what happened for himself, but he got a little too scared to do it.  Plus he thought it looked more like a beehive, and if bees were inbolved, dat would not be a good idea.

A big fanks to Spartacus Stabinsky!  He is the cousin of our bizness associate Feodore San-Miguel.  He and his friends and family hab been so helpful in furthering our bizness bentures!    We look forward to making more bizness in PA.

P.S.  We still need lots ob states, if you want to help, dis is the list.

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Texas Bizness

Well, we are now weady for Internashunal Bizness is the big state ob Texas!!  On our bisit there, Wimbley took some time trabel juice and went to Souff Fork Ranch in Dallas where he met Miss Ellie, Bobby and Sue Ellen.  He was picked up for questioning in a big inbestigashun, but he did not shoot J.R., and the police beliebed him, because showed his ID and he was not even born when dat happened.

I went to a place, but I don’t remember the name.

Milo caught a football game wiff the Permian Panthers, his faborite team.   He got to watch from the sidelines wiff the coach.  All the way home he kept saying “Clear eyes, full hearts…can’t lose!”  I don’t know what dat means, but he had a gweat time at the game.

I was able to ride the streetcars there with my pickles wiffout incident.   A berry big fanks to our friend and bizness associate Feodore San-Miguel ob Birginia, for setting us up for bizness here.   There will be a free Fibbs Freeze cone for you my friend when you come and bisit.   But not for Merlin, who stole all your yogies.  Unless you hab made up, then he can hab one too.  –  Mr. Fibbs, Esq.

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New York Bizness

Hai eberybody.  Dis Fibbs.  We are here in New York to pick up our bizness licenses!   Wimbley was  waiting to talk to Pizza Rat.  She did come by, but it turns out she has like 87 kids wiff 5 different guys and isn’t looking for a stable fing.  I fink it’s better dat way.

Milo is looking for fingers at Skaneateles Lake in da Finger Lakes.  And I went to Niagra Falls, little did I know I was going to get so wet all ober again!!   “Go to Hurricame deck” dey said “it will be fun” dey said…  I can’t catch a break.  I fink I need a raimcoat.    We looked for the Pope but he is gone, so we will go back home and dry off.

A berry big fank you to Marie McMullen and Kimberly Henchyen for gibbing us license!    #pizzarat #newyork #wimbley

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Temmeessee Bizness

We hab license for Internashunal Bizness in Temmessee now!

Wimbley went to Dollywood and rode on all the rides, he met Dolly and they sang a duet ob Islands in the Stream.   Milo enjoyed the Smoky mountains and Fibbs met up wiff some record producers in Nashville and talked to dem about a recording contract for our new tribute band to Marty and the Corms.   I fink it went well, Fibbs has the gift ob gab and is a good negotiator.

Big fanks to Shirley Loftin for sending these to us!!   We will send you a fank you card and prints ob us wiff our license.   🙂   If you want to help us, see what states we still need here.

P.S.  Don’t share your Netflix password wiff anyone here, it’s illegal!

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AZ Bizness

Hai.  Dis Fibbs.  I know what you are all finking, dis is Fibbys fault!   Well, it’s not!  Ok, maybe a little bit, but it would be hard to prove dat.   We were just habing a picnic at the top of dis cliff and enjoying the view ob the Grand Canyon and I picked up a little rock, and den all the rocks started to fall down!    I didn’t mean it.  Fankfully no one was hurt on the road.   Fank you to Ashley Fontenot for these licences – we pwomise to put dem to good use doing all kinds of Internashunal Bizness stuff.

We still needs lots more states and countries so we can do more bizness!  If you want to help, check out the list here.

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Arkansas Bizness

We are weady for BIG BIZNESS now!!   I fink dis gibs us license for just about anyfing.    Except walking our cow down Main Street in Little Rock after 1:00 PM on Sunday.   Dat is still illegal.   Dat’s ok, we just be sure to finish walking by noon.   Fank you berry much to Jackie and Dabid Oaks!!

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Delaware Bizness

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We hab license for Delaware! Educashunal fact… Fibbs almost got arrested for pretending to sleep on the bench on the boardwalk. Dat weally is against the law here. I guess if you ARE sleeping, dat’s ok, but you can’t pretend. It doesn’t matter if you hab a teddy wiff you either, the po-po will still haul you off to the clink.

Fanks berry much Glenna Pusey! We would come bisit you in Bear, but it sounds too scary.

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Nevada Bizness (no camels)

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We hab license for Nebada! Educashunal fact… here in Nebada, it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. So if you are finking about bringing your camel here for transportation, you might as well leabe him at home wiff a babysitter.

Fanks berry much Margie Rick! After we are done in Begas, we will come bisit you in Reno.

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