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Hello.  Dis Augie wiff the news.  I only want to talk about the good news, so dis will be short.  Keep washing your hands and stay safe from this birus. It’s berry serious.  But let’s talk about snacks. We are in a stay at home order here – which doesn’t change much for us, we usually do.  There are more snacks around and so far habn’t been any shortages on our faborites except that one time they didn’t hab the original Milanos and mom tried to gib us another kind.  But mostly it’s been ok.  I see some ob you out there playing fast and loose wiff raisins. It’s not against the law or anyfing, but don’t say we didn’t warn you and if you get yourself into a raisin horror story, well, we can’t help you.

I hab to go to a meeting now, it’s a secret order ob somefing, but I can’t say it on the air.  Don’t worry it’s not a big group or anyfing so it doesn’t break any rules.

Stay Home. Wash Your Hands!  Hab snacks.  Good night and good luck.  Augie out…

Good Morning.  Dis is King Bean wiff the news.  Coronabirus fears are sweeping the nashun, causing a run on toilet paper and non-perishable foods.

Fings are getting weird. One report from Woodland Hills showed a bag ob frozen peas being thrown at someone in order to score a cheese burrito. Eberybody…please try to pull it together and be calm and nice to each other!  There are plenty ob burritos for eberyone.

During dis time ob uncertainty and caushun, it’s berry important to keep washing your hands, almost all the time.  You are supposed to wash them for at least 20 seconds and sing a song while you do it.  We thought you might be getting tired ob the song you are currently singing, so we made a new one for you.  It’s 40 seconds long so you can be sure to get all the germs and biruses off!

Augie, please roll the bideo…. (lyrics below)

Ok!  Here it is…

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Grab some soap and use hot water
Let’s all play along!
Washing hands is lots ob fun
‘Cause you can sing dis song!

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Twenty seconds ain’t so long
Be sure scrub boff sides
Palms and fingeys, don’t stop there
Tummy buttons, tails!
 
It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
We know you can do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Coronabirus—screw it!

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Hai Eberybody! It’s me, Fibbs Frost (dats my tee-bee name) wiff your weekend forecast for Souffern California. It looks like we hab more hots and humids wiff sunshine and for some reason we are squeezing Wednesday and Thursday into one day dis week. If you want us to gib you your forecast sometime, you can email FibbsFrost@gmail.com wiff your location and maybe next week we will do your weather! Or you can just look outside. ?#?FibbsFriday? ?#?FibbsFrost?